BREAKING NEWS: Face of hatred pleads "not guilty"
Time: 3:52 PM
Man, what a busy day.
In court today, the new anti-immigrant posterboy for stupidity, John Casamento plead "not guilty" to the charge of 6th degree larceny.
This act of ignorance stemmed from the dummy running around like a moron at two o'clock in the morning stealing several Brazilian flag raising lawn signs. It's believed that this is the same idiot that repeatedly desecrated the signs over a series of days.
This story is still developing and I haven't even rolled out any of the information I have in this dope.
Damn, I'm running SO behind schedule...
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